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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
Claude Pepper
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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All men are equal before fish.
Herbert Hoover
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby