A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
Claude Pepper
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All men are equal before fish.
Herbert Hoover
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
