My experience with Providence has not been of a nature to give me great confidence in his judgment, and I consider that my wife crept in while his attention was occupied elsewhere
Mark Twain
Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand
Mark Twain
A thoroughly beautiful woman and a thoroughly homely woman are creations which I love to gaze upon, and which I cannot tire of gazing upon, for each is perfect in her own line
Mark Twain
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn
Mark Twain
Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value
Mark Twain
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
Mark Twain
Love is a madness; if thwarted it develops fast.
Mark Twain
The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds
Mark Twain
Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.
Mark Twain
