Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
